Boy cock

When your dick is as hard as it was when you were a kid,

When your dick is looking straight at you while you are standing.

You, I took a viagra and had that boy cock... Bitch was bloody when I got done fuckin her.

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Pussmas

When you work in the oilfields, pussmas is the day you get to go home an bang your Ole lady.

Any day after a long hitch away that you get to fuck your woman.

Merry Pussmas brother!
Thanks man, I can't wait to get home and play with the box the kids came in