spankees

to spank someone on the naked ass with an erect penis.

"He gave his new girlfriend so many spankees that her ass cheek was bright red"

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Occifer

A sarcastic term for police officer, usually said by a drunk trying to be smart or funny.

Did you see the way Occifer Mike was pushing the guest off thw stage on the Steve Wilkos Show? It makes you wonder why people bother to go on the show.

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ass picker

a very thinly rolled marijuana joint.

"Yo dude... you think you put enough weed in that ass picker you rolled?"

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stiffy splink

a small erect penis.

Brandi loved it when her friend Bobby showed her his stiffy splink.

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gummybears

a large snot that's eaten.

The entire class seen the boy picking his nose and eating the gummybears he found inside.

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