Buttsmuggle

The act of concieling valuables in one's anus.

Also known as "Buttvaulting"

T-Bone was forced to buttsmuggle cigarettes and other forms of contraband into prison because he needed to purchase his safety from the Arian Brotherhood.

Butthunger

(butt-hunger)- n - An urge, craving, or hunger for an object of sufficient girth and mass to be consumed/swallowed by one's anus.

It had been hours since Mike and Sean had seen each other and both were suffering from a horrific cases of man-lust and butthunger.

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