hawtalta

"Hello And Welcome To A Long Time Ago"

Invented by Ash, from Dallas.

guy #1: Dude! Check out this dancing baby! It's amazing what they can do with computers these days!

guy #2: HAWTALTA, n00b

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cuddlepants

Everything. Cuddlepants is everything.

"Cuddlepants! cuddlepants, cuddlepants!"

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yayzors!

A reserved, yet mildly excited exclamation of cheer, agreement, anticipation, or celebration.

Jesus: "You're going to heaven, foo!"
You: "yayzors!"

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yayzors

A reserved, yet mildly excited exclamation of cheer, agreement, anticipation, or celebration.

Jesus: "You're going to heaven, foo!"
You: "yayzors!"

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fcol

Shorthand for "For Crying Out Loud". Used in internet chats when n00bs just won't shut the hell up, or when someone says something completely unbelievable.

n00b : I just shat on my foot.
chatuser : fcol.

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n00b : Hey everybody, I just ate a live flounder!
chatuser : fcol.

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ditchpuller

One who skips out on an appointment of some sort, be it school, work, a date, or other.

Guy: Where were you last night?
Girl: Oh um, I had to do laundry.
Guy: But you didn't call me or NOTHIN!
Girl: Yeah um...
Guy: You're nothin but a lowdown dirty ditchpuller.