stray

A Straight man who is a social gay (Stra-gay = stray)

Jimmy Carr, 2004 "...I call myself a stray. I'm a straight man, but a social gay. I can tell my female friends if their hair looks nice, or their shoes don't match their outfit....but i wont accept a man's cock up my arse!"

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Seizure to please her

Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.

So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?