Korean

A typical South Korean is equipped with a Samsung, drives a Hyundai, is pro at Starcraft, has had plastic surgery, has eaten dogs, is faster than a calculator at maths, is good at soccer and can kick some lethal Taekwondo when provoked.

North Koreans on the other hand are a rare breed of human-like robots remotely controlled by troll masterminds in Russia. A typical North Korean equipped with a nuclear bomb, drives a Su-92 bomber, is pro at communism, has eaten frogs, can calculate 1 divided by 0 to 200 decimal places and can yell some lethal propaganda when provoked.

"Do you play Starcraft?" "Yes, I love it." "KOREAN!!!! KOREAN!!!!!"

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