South African Mortar

When a person shits in a Vuvuzela, then blows and shoots it onto someone’s chest.

Mary wanted to get spicy on Friday night, so I gave her a South African Mortar.

Kim Jong Poo

The act of ultimate fornication. Requires 3 people for maximum efficiency. Person 1 makes a paper aeroplane, person 2, having consumed numerous laxative tablets, then shits (excessively) on top of it, before throwing it on person 3’s chest, creating a nuclear shit explosion. The Kim Jong Poo.

Tom: I think Beth is getting bored of me.
Jamie: I think I could help you out with that, let me help you give her a Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: What on earth is that?!
Jamie: just lay a tarpaulin on your bed and let me work my magic.