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roboerotic asphyxiation

A rubber-handed robot that chokes you out for sexual pleasure. Mostly utilized by rich virgins, the deeply religious and various holy individuals too pure for sexual contact with a human. Not to be confused with Autorobotic Asphyxiation.

Robot Overlord: "Initiating Roboerotic Asphyxiation."
Man:

by Kim Jong Real February 4, 2014


bring the rice out

to ball out in such a way that onlookers maybe call their own mothers in trying to share the experience. Coined by Riff Raff the Houston rapper though occasionally the phrase refers to the use/sale of cocaine.

"I mean that nigga really did bring the rice out."
"Yall cook it up?"
"We ain't have no teriyaki sauce."

by Kim Jong Real February 4, 2014

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