farfing

Farting and barfing at the same time. Usually happens when drunk.

Man, Chris was so drunk last night. All I remember after the second bottle of Jager was him farfing in the toilet!

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death and flowers

When you walk into a bathroom and the spray someone used to cover the rancid smell isn't doing its job.

Thomas was in the shitter for 30 minutes. I walked in right after and it smelled like death and flowers.

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