Shat

Plural of Shaq.

Look at all dem Shats.

Richard

Probably the most retarded name on the planet earth and plus they're all dicks. Thats why their shortened version of Richard is Dick. Plus not only are they dicks but it results in them having such a tiny penis that its canerously laughable.

FUCK ALL YOU RICHARDS (DICKS) OUT THERE!

Richard yells "Move it bitch". Shoves kid into locker. Drops his pants and out comes his microscopic cancerous little dick. Then the teacher yells out "Yo Dick, get back to class NOW!!!!!!!"

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Toe Nail Black Market

We secretly sell toe nails. Our company makes over 3 million dollars in revenue every month. Basically we are a secret underground black market that specializes in selling toe nail clippings.

Imma buy some toe nails from the toe nail black market. I will make a necklace out of them

bamboozled

When you're really surprised about stupid shit. The most widely used term in North America for being surprised. Infact its origins are from Mexico. Don't be surprised if your stupid friend says. Cuz if you are then you're genuinely retarded because this word will seriously surprise you.

I was bamboozled when Trump won the elctions.
"You did me the bamboozle"

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Disease-Catcher

Someone who goes out without a mask in order to catch the common coronavirus.

Too many Disease-Catchers in the store. I’ll go this evening.