Pallavi S.

A girl with the name Pallavi and the surname initial S.

she’s hot af and will do whatever to get anything to go her way. It’s not a bad thing—she’s a badass bitch. And she’s hella funny, but she will beat your ass if she has to. Don’t mess with Pallavi S!

Guy 1: look at that hot girl Pallavi!
Guy 2: where?

Guy 1: *stabs guy 2* Pallavi S. is mine!

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scoot and floop

It means fuck and go. Have sex then leave. Do you get it Johnny?

David: I had this nice scoot and floop last night

Sandy: what with who
David: with this guy jeffree, he gave me a free wig.
Sandy: dude that guy has like 1270 different types of STD’s!
David: I’m dead now

Pedro the dog: Oooh WIG!