Karl Marx

.Lived 1818-1883
.German historian
.Social scientist
.Revolutionary
.Wrote Communist Manifestowith Fredrich Engles in 1848
.Wrote Das Kapital in 1848

"i get wet dreams thinking about communism"
"Tell that to Cambodia, you lazy fuck"

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Karl Marx

.Lived 1818-1883
.German historian
.Social scientist
.Revolutionary
.Wrote Communist Manifestowith Fredrich Engles in 1848
.Wrote Das Kapital in 1867

"i get wet dreams thinking about communism"
"Tell that to Cambodia, you lazy fuck"

Go on..Quiz me on Marx...i dares ya..

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Majicman

A dumbass who should REALY get a life

Angry Dude#1:"Dude, ur such a loser!"
Angry Dude#2: "Yer man, wtf's wrong with you"
Sad Dude: "Im Majic....man"

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Mother

Random word when someone says something random and annoying

Annoyance: "Ewww, What's that"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "Miss,What are we doing 2day"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "This work is so easy, Miss"
You: "Just like...your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "Peanut"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"

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Mother

Abbreviation for mother fucker

"Yuu iz wun bad mother, joe...."
"Yuu fukd ma mother, yuu mother.."

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manpanion

Two male homosexual soul mates
Man + Companions = What is this gay world coming to?

Gay means happy and happy means gay, We're all gay so get a new manpanion!!

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self-injury

fun
when the anguish and self lothing builds up so much that the only way to release it is to do your own thing
when the only thing you become afraid of and arent imune to is youself, taking control of your life,
something no one can take away from you
when hiding your work is like a game, mustn't let anyone know
they never cared, why should they now

i dont owe anyone an apology but myself. the adrenilin takes all the shit they say and do away,when the only other alternative is drugs

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