bung

Abbreviation of Bunged up

*Sally gets beaten up by Mella*
Sally: "OUCH, MY BUNG EYE"
Mella: "Haha, i gave you a bung eye.."

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Mongolians

A non-sensetive race to peoples wall building needs

HOW COME EVERY TIME I TRY BUILD SHITTY WALL DAMN MONGOLIANS COME BREAK IT DOWN
SWeET AND SOUR PORK STUCK MONGOLIANS

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Anne Coulter

What Tards write when they are reffering to Ann Coulter

'Anne coulter is such a dick'
'Ummm its ANN, you're the dick,dick'
'For the last time, MY NAME IS RICHARD'

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Eight Life Crisis

Where individuals aged 10-17 have a "life crisis" only, not.
Usually take up smoking,drugs,drinking, self-injury or become bisexual.

Billy: "My world is falling apart"

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The "Merlin"

a wizard with a long beard and a pointy hat with stars on it

not to be confused with 'Gandalf the grey', like i did, around lots of people. in the movies IT JUST GETS WORSE

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sex

The easiest way to get an unpleasant disease...
....AND THE FUNNEST!!

'Dude, I got a venereal'
'Was it worth it?'
'Oh yeahhh...'

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Gat

A gun, from the word Gatling
have fun kids

You cross the line and there’s no turning back
Told the world how he felt
With the sound of a gat

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