brisbane

Most polluted city in Australia, yet the greatest

*Cough cough* Im dying..
Oh have another drink and sum beads

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Captain Obvious

When you are in a Mosh and you can't find your friend

ME: He has black hair and is wearing black
MELLA: That's like everyone here,kimmy
ME: *Slaps Mella*

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fucking bastard

used to describe when you fuck someone who you hate, so you slap them around a bit before hand

"man, i saw kristie today all fucked up"
"yeah, i fucked that bitch"
"you fucking bastard!"

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war

#a bitch
#the resolution to alot of the worlds problems, the main cause of them
#a drinking game me and my friends wont play anymore..long story

"damn, war is such a bitch, dude"
"yer man, i no"

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Good Charlotte

.Adjective to describe self-declared 'artists' that wrecked the miniute chance of decent prosperty they had by emoing their way to the dark side that is commercialism and materialism

GC: Lifestyles of the rich and the famous, they're always complaining

Me: Didn't you demand Mcdonalds delivered food to you because youre 'celebrities'?

GC: We're going to write a song about how ignorant you are

Me: fuckheads...

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Good Charlotte

Good charlotte combined have enough skill and balls for a one man game of canadian Left-handed pingpong

Right-handed Canadian Pingpong champs:Wanna Play?
Good Charlotte:Ummm, NO IM BUSY!! LIFESTYLEEESSS OF THE RICH AND THE FAMOUSSSSSS

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s'crackin

North Brisbane,Australian slang for
"What is cracking"
WE GET LAZY AS TIME GOES BY...

PRIMATIVE TIMES: UGH STUBBIE!!!
LATER: what is going on?
EVEN LATER: what is cracking?
100 AD: what's cracking
2005: S'Crackin

ILLITERATE BASTARDS.STOP BEING LAZY

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