Shit and Shinola

Used as an exclamation, when something bad has, is, or was happening.

My wife is in a truck wreck and now she'll die real slow like cause she's cut in half and this is the last time I ever talk to her? Ok... what? My car has a dent? OH SHIT AND SHINOLA!

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Facebook Fetish

An event which is spread around facebook by people with nothing better to do. Everyone does it- for one day. It then dies out and another waltzes in to yet again captivate the facebook population.

Facebooker: Hey man, shoes off for America!
Regular person: What? Oh, just another Facebook fetish.

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