that's the way the cookie crumbles

Expression of events that are out of your control. Usually pertaining to events that result in unwanted circumstances.

Person1: Ah man, the bird's crapped all over my car again.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Gross Tree Store

An alternative to the grociery store. This word was created as a result of playing with the English language for personal leisure. A mix and match, so to speak.

Well its off to the gross tree store for some gross trees.

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