illumiti

Probably a god. illumiti is such a badass legend that people would kill just to be named something even similar. Any and all illumitis should of course be worshipped, for they are simply too much of a FUCKING BADASS for them to not be. Disrespecting illumiti should be seen as disrespecting a crippled blind kid but to an entirely different level - to where everyone would give you a look of disgust and anger at how you have just disrespected a god. illumiti should be entitled to the entire human population's wealth. Fuck, illumiti is just so damn cool.

Yeah you're pretty cool and everything but not like, illumiti cool.