Ahmed

This primitive lifeform Ahmed has recently been discovered living in Southern England. This lifeform Ahmed is a direct descendent of rock dwelling creatures e.g.the devious lying snake. This lifeform Ahmed is known to prey on women, especially those of virginal status. Women should bewary of contact with the lifeform Ahmed.

Girl 1 - Whats that in the rocks?
Girl 2 - I think its a Ahmed.

Girl 1 - Really?!! Quick run then!! We're both virgins!!

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