Nigerian Carwash

Having your asshole licked clean after receiving a blumpkin.

Man, this real whore gave me a blumpkin the other night, but there was no TP, so I had to make her turn it into a good ole' Nigerian Carwash.

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noodle slurper

A perjorative term for a homosexual.

Look at these two noodle slurpers over here in the Mini Cooper, they are probably headed to San Francisco for the Gay Pride parade.

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Slug

A pejorative term for a woman that is considered to be extremely unattractive by conventional means.

Did you see the girl that Mike banged last night? Ugh gross, that chick was a slug. I wish I had some salt to make her disintegrate.