Trail mix

The act of initiating multiple alternating entries into both of a woman's holy orifices during her time of cleansing, resulting in a runny trail of what appears to be dried cranberries and chocolate covered raisins, sometimes but not reliably including several varieties of nuts or corn.

I tried to give Ang a swift donkey punch but I didn’t know it was harvest time. Now I have trail mix stains all over the linen

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