King James V

The king of Northern Britain, aka Scotland, from 1513, until his death in 1542

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard? King James V just died!
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: Our king, you dumb ass.
Guy 2: Never heard of him.

fugger

the name for people from Fugging, Upper Austria.

Guy: Hey, you! Fugger!
Rando: Hey, that's offensive!
Fugger: No, it's not, I'm from Fugging!
Rando: Oh...