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Triple Charlie Tango

A yearly canoe/kayak trip taken down the majestic Cedar Creek in cedar jungles in the Kingdom of New Jeruz. This is not a regular canoe/kayak trip, this is trip where a group of specially chosen salty derelicts kick the ever loving shit out of their livers whilst a smile and grin are ever present. Physical Fighting your group members is often tolerated and sabotage of watercraft is encouraged. Insults and drunken humor are the only means of communication with this surly bunch.At the end of this day nobody says goodbye and there is little or no speaking whilst leaving the rendezvous point until the next year.

Last year I got so lit at Triple Charlie Tango, I woke up next to a shaved pig, I didn't even notice that I was staring into mirror.

by King Jeruz July 29, 2019


ghost step

The act of walking in the dark up or downstairs and taking an additional step that does not exist.

I almost broke my damn neck last night, I was coming the stairs when I took a ghost step and almost ate it.

by King Jeruz December 16, 2013