HANS

HANS stands for “horny ass nigga syndrome”. When someone (or something) is under this condition they usually make very rash and idiotic decisions due to their immense horniness. The weight of their decisions only are made aware to the subject after the condition subsides.
Note: can be considered an opposite to “post-nut clarity”.

“Bro, Kevin straight up was jacking off to a younger picture of his mom. He really is INCREDIBLY down bad with HANS I tell ya”