red rocket

A dog's erect penis. It looks like a shinny hot dog sticking out of a wool sock.

My dog has been fixed but for some reason he still gets a red rocket when we have steak or grilled cheeseburgers for dinner.

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Babysitter

See: Cumsplotion, you must.

Emily, that cute blonde girl down the street is babysitting tonight. I'll sneak back home early, chat her up on volley ball topics then lay the pipe.

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miss buck

Fat ugly bitch that is possible the worst ever teacher to live. Has diabetes and Anger issues. But most importantly when angered let’s off a roar saying can I have quite

Can I have quite said miss buck

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