silent but violent

A fart that is smelt but not heard. Smellier than a standard fart because energy is not dissipated by the buttock-flapping sounds.

“Jeee-sus! Have you just let one off?”

”Yeah, sorry. Silent but violent.”

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Cave Lotion

When you rub your cum into or on another persons body. Acts as an exfoliant, a moisturizer, or a balm.

“Let me have that cave lotion, my lips are cracking”

“Give me a few squirts of your cave lotion”

psychedelic yawn

1. A vomit induced by the ingestion of hallucinogenic drugs

2. A term used to describe anything which is boring and psychedelic

1. “Stokey has taken too many mushrooms and is having a psychedelic yawn”

2. “That Iron Butterfly album was one big psychedelic yawn”

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