Pablo

A really smart Mexican that makes you think he is dumb until you get to know him.

Pablo “ what is 1 + 1”
Me “ 2”
Pablo “ well actually the quantum theorem proves that 1 is actually Equal to 1.0900010110191910 so 1+1 is 1.019273836372918272820283.”

8👍 2👎

Covid-19

A really really chunky virus that everyone respects so little they flock to the beaches.

Pablo “Oh no a global pandemic caused by Covid-19”
Sanchez “Want to go to the beach with 20 other people”
Pablo “Absolutely”

4👍 2👎

Jibbles

You don’t know Jibbles!? He is only the most funny crazy person alive.

Who is that awesome crazy dude over there

Oh that’s just Jibbles!

3👍 4👎

Aim Assist

A way to help controller players aim. Aim Assist is extremely controversial. Pc players think it is overpowered and it turns out it barely works at all. Controller players say it doesn’t exist.

Pc player. “Controller player Controller player, he has aim assist”
Everyone else “ what aim assist”
Controller player (turns aim assist off) ends up being absolute garbage
Pc player “ proof proof”

24👍 26👎

Ming Ling

The second most powerful person on earth right after Pablo Sanchez.

“It’s Pablo Sanchez here to save the day”

“ oh wait no it’s just Ming Ling”
“Oh it’s MING LING!”