Susej

Susej Christ is Jesus Christ's mildly retarded twin brother. We don't talk about him.

Isaiah: Uh hey, Jesus, who's that guy next to you in this picture?
Jesus: Oh, that's just my twin brother Susej. We don't talk about him.

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mr. meeseeks

Mr. Meeseeks is a blue humanoid character from the show Rick & Morty that poofs into existence upon pressing the button on the Meeseeks Box. Meeseeks are not born fumbling for meaning. They are created to serve a singular purpose to which they will go to any lengths to fulfill. Existence is pain to a Meeseeks.

Mr. Meeseeks #1: I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!
Mr. Meeseeks #2: Hi Mr. Meeseeks, I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!
Mr. Meeseeks #1: Hi!

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