Kupkemia

A medical condition where it’s virtually impossible to go the length of a conversation without whinging.

Man this bloke loves a good sulk, there’s a good chance he suffers from ‘kupkemia’

Check out this bloody sook, you reckon he’s ‘kupkemic’?

Tui Elbow

Used to describe someone with incredibly weak elbows usually coupled with constant whinging

Man that guy has some real Tui elbows

Tui elbow

A term to describe incredibly weak elbows usually coupled with copious whinging

‘Man my elbows are sore must be a case of the old Tui elbow’