Zalewski

1. (v.) To repeatedly and pointlessly spam a group of people in a network with information that they already have.

2. (n.) A spam campaign to a group of recipients within a network with information they already have.

1. "I'm going to zalewski the hell out of this memo."

"Man, I got zalewskied something fierce the other day."

2. "Don't pull a zalewski, or they'll come after you with pitchforks and torches."

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shitmonkey

1. Sneaky, underhanded, aggravating person; 2. Brown-nosing toady.

1. "Hey, did you steal my lunch, you shitmonkey?" 2. "Better kiss more ass, shitmonkey, if you want that promotion."

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aromatize

(v.) To seduce or romance.

"I was trying to aromatize you."

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Buick

(n.) Willfully stupid and/or ignorant person.

"Why else would he vote for Bush? Cuz he's a Buick, that's why."

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Macrobate (v.)

To rely excessively on macros to do your work for you, often at the expense of common sense. (see also, macrobation, macrobater).

"Rudy, you really should stop macrobating; you'll go blind."

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