Workation

The time spent on vacation while you claimed to be working remotelly

"Our boss is on workation in France right now."
"I told my boss I was working from Canada but I'm going to take a workation"

Trumped

Being rejected or ejected in the immigration process.

Jose was trying to get American citizenship but got Trumped.
I have been in this country legally for 10 years but now I fear I will get Trumped.

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Trumpilvania

The utopic world that President Donald Trump is trying to build. A place where everybody sucks like a vampire.

If we leave it to him, Trump will change America to Trumpilvania: A place where everybody sucks and you are worth the blood you hold inside you.

Trumpede

When a group of Trump supporters violently silence you with 'alternative facts'

I was trying to explain that if we put a tariff on Mexican products, the American people will pay for the wall but I found myself in the midst of a Trumpede.

Shhh, don't talk, don't use logic, this is a Trumpede.

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Premature EleJaculation

The act of getting out of the elevator just because the door opens and not because you arrived at your selected floor.

Damn! Where am I? This is not my floor! I prematurelly elejaculated! It's a case of premature Elejaculation!

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