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A nigga in which you can trust to be by yo side no matta what the crime is
I robbed a gas station and almost got caught by the cops but donqavias is a real ass nigga and picked me up to get away.
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I saw this girl at a party last night, she had a thick ass body, but damn was she a mop head
A nasty rude ass money hungry sluty whore who has all that bad shit, I'm talkin, she got STDs, Herpes, ebola, all that shit, she's also a crackhead, and she smokes
I was driving home last night and then I saw a wicked witch on the side of the road who asked me if a wanted a blow job for $20, I said "hell no, I ain't tryna get STDs or whatever the hell you got", and then I drove off
When you eyes be have be hurtin
Person 1: I have cadillacs
Person 2:wow, can I drive one of them
Person 1:huh?!
When a female takes an explosive diahria shit into a coffee mug and then the male ejaculates into it and then drinks it, giving it the look of a cup of coffee with creamer in it
Me and my girl got bored so we did a coffee creamer
When you ejaculate into a girls pussy and then suck it back out with a straw
I got thirsty so my girl gave me a vinilla slushy
A sexual maneuver in which your partner is in the face down ass up position, and you, from the ass eating position, grab her by the hips, and pick her up to where only her hands are touching the ground and she's doing a kind of a handstand, then, you give it a lil lick, then drop her down on her neck, killing her instantly
I was eating her ass, then she pooted, so I got angry and hit her with the tease maneuver