sewage

mixture of piss, shit, and used toilet paper that is treated and then dumped in the ocean or on/under land

Do you realise that you're swimming in a sewage run-off creek?

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tossing his salad

syn. for 'eating out/licking his asshole'

She was tossing his salad until the taste made her barf.

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mud flap

fairly big ass cheeks

My girlfriend has some great mud flaps.

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alice in wonderland

A classic Disney animated children's movie based on a story that has references to drugs.

Alice In Wonderland is a fuckin' trippy movie, dude.

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mess

1. a confused, dirty, or offensive state
2. to make dirty or untidy

1. You made a real mess of my toilet with your diarhea!
2. If you mess up my hair again, I'm going to kill you.

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big daddy

syn. for 'generously-sized paternal figure'

Stroke my penis, Big Daddy.

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sphincter

a muscular ring that closes a bodily opening

I had to shit the runs during the whole date with that babe last night. I kept thinking "Sphincter, don't fail me now!"

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