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When you're banging a chick on the beach and then throw her in the ocean and suffocate her in the sand and proceed to fuck her while she's screaming for air.
Beach Perv: I totally gave that lifegaurd a Screaming Pelican!
Jerry: NICE!
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The ultimate goal of a militant Islamic. It stems from the belief that they will be rewarded with 72 virgins in heaven if they die for Allah.
Bill: Dude I just had a 3 some with those wicked hot cheerleaders!
Achmed: I can beat that.
Bill: Oh yeah? Go ahead and try.
Achmed: I'll pull a 73 some right now. ALLAH-LAH-LAH-LAH-LAH-LAH!!!! *BOOM*
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The act of having an orgasm that doesn't give you pleasure. A small amount of cum is released, but the intial feeling of an orgasm is not there. Is normally the result of some bad internal timing.
Joe: How'd it go with Susie last night?
Bob: Terrible, I only had a halfgasm.
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When you're fucking a chick in missionary position and then hit her in the face with an iron pan.
Guy: Get ready for the iron pan
Girl: WTF? are you retarded? *donk*
Guy: That's right bitch!
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The only true race of heros with limitless courage. They protect the weak and don't fear death.
In WWII Sikhs were the bravest combat unit to fight.
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