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put the lid on the goat

To finish doing something that you have put off for a long time, and you really don’t want to finish it at all.

It’s almost time to pay my taxes, guess I better put the lid on the goat.
I have to go to theater practice tonight, I’ll have to put the lid on the goat.
Let’s put the lid on the goat and get out of here.

by King Smethnic III July 25, 2019


neuter harness

The restraint of one’s manhood.

That dog is so crazy, it needs a neuter harness.
They need to put him in a neuter harness to make sure he doesn’t procreate.
I’ll never get to see my best friend again, his wife put him in a neuter harness.
After November 2, he will be put in a neuter harness.

by King Smethnic III July 29, 2019