Spitting Llama

When you come home wasted and spit deprived but still want to masturbate so you spit all over the place in an effort to lubricate your dick.

Dude Prowler came home wasted and we walked in on him preforming the spitting llama.

FUPA

Fat upper pussy area

Mrs. Long had a very pronounced FUPA. You could see it through her jeans.

Boo Cartmanez

The name for when a man comes home after a night at the club and immediately hops in the shower to get rid of the filth he has acquired after a night of drinking and exotic dancing.

Man when Alex gets home he is going to need a Boo Cartmanez after his endeavors at Sneaky Pete’s.