fried hard

French Fries fried until dark and stiff.

Let me have a Big Mac with Cheese, Large fries fried hard and a pop.

38👍 16👎

tata

Indian car company known for buying strugling automobile brands.

GM Manager: Oh no, I heard Tata is buying GM.

UAW employee: Who?

127👍 85👎

Long Stroke

Closeted conservative gay sex practice similar to the Full Cheney.

Con: Hey young man, I will give you $500 for a long stroke.

Man: I'll take it!

Con: How much for a Full Cheney?

Man: More than you got.

74👍 108👎

Fresh Fries

Fries fresh right out of the fryer.

Customer: Lemme have some fresh fries with that.

Cashier: Here you go sir.

Customer: No, I said FRESH fries fool! Get me some fresh fries.

29👍 6👎