Primitive sugar dumpling

The act of making your penis fully erect after diner and encrusting your cock in sugar, then taking said cock viciously fucking your significant other in the ass and then taking the shit and sugar crusted erection shoving it into her mouth and then cumming inside her mouth

Me: hey you know my girl
Him: yeah why what happened

Me: after diner I gave that bitch a primitive sugar dumpling

Him: damn you are a sick degenerate fuck
Me: :)

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Mini-Lava Flow

The act of having a chub cock and beating it off. When you finally cum the penis is 2” above the wrap of your hand and semen blasts in the air and some trickles down your hand like miniature lava flows.. you then flick the semen that’s around your think band pointer finger at an object eg a woman a dog a small animal and so on

Me:Damn mike Shannon’s mad at me!
Mike:why
Me:I was performing a Mini-Lava Flow for my girlfriend Shannon and I thought the lava the pooled on the bottom of my hand would look good on her so I flicked it and hit her near the eyes with it
Mike:Damn, savage