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The guy who is clearly the center of everyone's attention. Although being so popular he is usually annoyed by all the lesser people trying to get his attention. By the end of the night most guys will usually have attitudes towards him because they are jealous he took their ladies home with him.
Party would have been great if Todd Martinson hadn't taken my girl to bed with him.
The act of being the most outstanding person in the room. Most of the time guys dislike him because their women are trying to hook up with him.
Man that party would have been pretty epic last night if Todd Martinson didn't take my lady home.
The winner of the two men who challenge each other to a testicle twisting dual. Two guys willingly drop their pants and each one grabs ahold of the opponents testicles. They each scream like baboons and then twist as hard as they can. Whichever one still has working genitals after the match is the Twistecian.
Bill will never have children since the Twistecian completely removed his testicles and ate them.
(Is)makes being "not" perfectly ok. If you use (is) in any sentence with awesome people will perceive you as a natural leader and roll model.
A mixture of the words ass, and firecracker. It refers to a wild little hot chick who loves ass to mouth. Usually referring to a step sister or step mom, in some cases maybe even a step brother.
Wow I nailed my step-grandma last night. I never knew she was an asscracker
That fat slob you work with who thinks he is the most important person in the company but in reality he is the most worthless person and the company would be far ahead of they fired him. He usually sits around talking shit about everyone else to try and make himself look better. He whines and complains about anything and everything and brings everyone's morale down. Every workplace has one and unfortunately these guys usually get promoted over the people who actually deserve it.
My slugworker sat in the supervisors office talking shit about us all day so now we have to work Saturday and he somehow got Friday off.