vagicitis

n. A chronic and highly contagious disease characterized by symptoms including but not limited to:
1. Being a little bitch
2. Complaining
3. Discussing relationship problems
4. Leaving parties early
5. Repeated denial of aforementioned illness

"I can't go out tonight, I have to study for my Spanish final, and then my girlfriend is coming over to snuggle."
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you had contracted vagicitis."

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