kermit

A green coloured alcoholic beverage, that is only known and drunk by an elite few, only these know the sacred ingredients to this unique brew. No night out can be taken to the next level without starting with at least 3 Kermits, after this, your memories may be slightly impaired but you know you had a great night, simply because you drunk Kermits.

Average Guy "What do you want to drink, im getting a pint in!"
Kermit Drinker "A pint! Ha, obviously you don't plan on having a real night out, get me a Kermit and a DVRB"
Average Guy "What????"
Kermit Drinker "Never mind, just go home! You obviously aren't harcore!"

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