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A hybrid mixed between Wolf, Redneck and F-150, often seen on and off road.
The habitat of the Blue Alpha ranges from the gulf of Mexico to the Canadian border. It can be seen racking up miles randomly on the assfalt haulin ass, or occasionally resting underneath a peckerwood tree. Legend has it that if it becomes agitated or surrounded by a cluster of incompetent fucktard drivers it will transform from machine into a wild beast and run its massive 38s down the side of all the Eco friendly cars.
Yo man, I was rollin down the highway in a pack of hybrids texting the other night, and heard this loud offensive howl creep up on me. When I looked in the rearview the Blue Alpha was on my ass. The next thing I know it rolled on past at a high rate of speed, and took the lead position taking out everything in its path.
The act of being in the way or holding someone up with your bullshit when they're in a hurry and you know they're in a hurry but you continue to drag your ass regardless because your horseshit is more important.
There I was on a Monday morning running late and standing in line behind some useless piece of shit that is buying and scratching off lottery tickets...waiting .. Waiting.. Still WAITING.. to pay for my morning redbull and a tank of gas. Ten minutes has passed and the line is getting longer and longer, and the fuck tard in front keeps buying and scratching his tickets like he's gonna win big at any moment. Impatience is growing and the line is getting more and more Feduperated with his horseshitishness.
Redneck for forcible common sense. The act of holding someone's lips to your junk and making em suck it til they have the ability to think clearly and effectively in the most basic of everyday situations.
Hey dipshit vaping that vape and smoking that blunt tweeting that tweet while yer driving in heavy traffic, put yer fucktard lips on my exhaust pipe and suckit til you get some damn cumminsense.
The Earthquaking shaking of ones ass when they're happy to have their feet planted on your chest and a sock stuffed in their mouth.
My dog is such a wigglebutt, she knocks everything over with her flailing tail.
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The emotional disconnection and feeling of wanting to shove everyone's head up their own ass that comes from being more than frustrated with everything and everybody's bullshit.
Dude your lack of respect and intelligence has me feeling beyond frustrated. In fact, I'm down right Feduperated with your games and head up your ass trick.
A thick creamy bitter Sweet medicinal mixture of freshly squeezed breast milk and ejaculated semen, which is then blended together and stored at room temperature until it sours, that has been proven to stop chronic complaining by inducing vomiting followed by hysterical laughter. It can be taken orally or used as a skin cream.
Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.
The lines for the complaint departments have become so backed up we've had to switch from sympathizing or trying to resolve issues, to administering large doses of a cumplain shake.
The ooze of a male ejaculating appendage used to safely get a sticker off.
Dude there's a Walmart sticker stuck to your forehead, you could get that off with Stickeroff.