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shitterdirt

Shitterdirt is the dirt that is left in a pile next to a hole that has been dug to use as a shitter. The dirt is set aside and saved to fill the shitter hole in once it has become full of shit.

Joe she's been treating me like shitterdirt, casting me aside and left to cover up all her shit.

by King of the Bomangoddies April 26, 2017


carroboutits

Redneck term for an emotional feeling that grows down deep in the soul. When respect and gratitude are given, you'll tend to develop more carroboutits. Unlike carrots that need fertilizer to grow, too much bullshit in your crop will kill all your carroboutits.

There's too much bullshit round here to have any carroboutits.

by King of the Bomangoddies May 23, 2018


Stickeroff

The ooze of a male ejaculating appendage used to safely get a sticker off.

Dude there's a Walmart sticker stuck to your forehead, you could get that off with Stickeroff.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 16, 2019


Peckerwood tree

A smooth skinned tree that grows stubby knotty branches that look like peckers.

If your wood supply is down Bob, you should get up to the Peckerwood tree. It's up over the hill.

by King of the Bomangoddies April 26, 2017

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blue alpha

A hybrid mixed between Wolf, Redneck and F-150, often seen on and off road.

The habitat of the Blue Alpha ranges from the gulf of Mexico to the Canadian border. It can be seen racking up miles randomly on the assfalt haulin ass, or occasionally resting underneath a peckerwood tree. Legend has it that if it becomes agitated or surrounded by a cluster of incompetent fucktard drivers it will transform from machine into a wild beast and run its massive 38s down the side of all the Eco friendly cars.

Yo man, I was rollin down the highway in a pack of hybrids texting the other night, and heard this loud offensive howl creep up on me. When I looked in the rearview the Blue Alpha was on my ass. The next thing I know it rolled on past at a high rate of speed, and took the lead position taking out everything in its path.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019


Wobbler Hammer

An out of control wobbling male appendage that is used as a flailing tool to knock the sense back into senseless hoes.

Your brainless ex is acting senseless bro, you need to wobbler hammer that ass before she totally loses her damn mind.

by King of the Bomangoddies April 26, 2017