Pag

(noun,verb,adjective)

PAG, officially "Paedophile Aids Goblin" is an ideology created by the king pagger. To be a pagger, one must submit to the king and wear a red slaz V neck, 3/4 slaz pag shorts and crocs. The word PAG has an infinite number of meanings but is ultimately a way of life and religion which is rapidly spreading across the world. To be a true pag, one must smoke fags and shag other pags. You can find paggers roaming the reduced sections of tesco express and sainsburies local, or in sports direct raiding the slaz. The pag diet consists of unpeeled raw onions, magnum with mixer and buckfast to pag it down.

The pagprophecy predicts a huge WW3 between all pags and anti-paggers, whereby the paggers will reign supreme for all eternity.

"I can't wait to pag you tonight" , "I just voted for pag in the general election" , "The fried toast at dreams is unbelievably pag"

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