the craven

The Craven is the poker hand QJ. It is a terrible hand that Crustacean Craven believes is a monster in a heads up situation

Crustacean Craven foxxed king salmon in a heads up game when he raised preflop with the craven, only to flop top two pair against Salmon's legitimate hand AQ. Salmon proceed to tell crustacean that he is fucking horrible and that he fuckin hates him

Khaki

Boring, bland and uninteresting people. (White people mostly). Live in the burbs, prolly have a golden retriever named duke, and can’t wait for John Grisham to drop some hot new pages. Like to talk about work at bbqs and how the HOA is a great deal of you think about it.

Group of men-

“So the fantasy draft starts next week and we need one more guy. I was going to ask Bobby.”

Group - “No don’t ask Bobby he’s khaki as shit”

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That’s from me

Owning ones statement after a passionate rant about a subject they know a lot about from experience.

Bro, I am liftin all this weight but can’t seem to gain any lbs.

What you need to do is stop complaining and start eatin more. You know what you need to gain mass. You need to focus and hit you daily macro goals. “That’s from me”

Boneless boii

A boneless chicken tender.

Friend - “how was dinner”

Me - “Great, the waitress dropped a steaming boneless boii on the ground and didn’t notice. I crushed it. This is why I love Applebee’s”