Alexis

A badass one simply just doesn’t approach. When you find an Alexis you must prepare yourself for a life changing experience. There are no known Alexis with a male reproductive organ less than 10 inches. The only way researchers have found to crack his panty dropping smile is to show him your boobs.

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Girl 1: omg who is that guy standing like a sir??
Girl 2: oh him, he’s an Alexis, I’ve been warming up to communicate with him for weeks!!!