D.A.B

Abbreviation for the term “dumb ass bitch”.

When someone’s actions become so unfathomable, they are being a D.A.B.

You: “Did you hear that Jess got back with her old boyfriend again?”

Me: “Of course she did, that D.A.B is never going to learn! If he’s on Grindr, it’s not just to make friends!”

Mikey Majesty

Mikey Majesty is an American artist, model, and entertainer. Known for his androgynous appearance, he’s making your boyfriend AND girlfriends panties wet. Usually seen with brightly colored hair and a full face of makeup, he is slowly becoming the D list celebrity he deserves to be.

Person a: “hey, have you heard that song Got Ca$h?”
Person b: “who is it by?”
Person a: “Mikey Majesty. I don’t know if they’re a guy or a girl but this song is AWESOME bro”