A gay hellhole that's a rite of passage to Issaquah High School.
It gets regularly vandalized often, and the teachers and staff are underpaid, and they just wanna go home. The principals (Yeah, there are new ones every year) are garbage and can't manage the school right, and end up leaving at the end of the year.
Everyone in IMS are either SJWs, or Nazis that somehow missed the Argentina train and ended up in Washington.
The school mascot is the Panther, a German tank that was used in World War II.
Student 1: I go to Issaquah Middle School!
Student 2: Lemme guess, 4chan or Twitter?