He-MS

The male version of PMS. When a male is being really bitchy and/or having mood swings.

Carl: Hey Steve, how was your day today

Steve: Fucking bullshit, my boss made me fax 20 sheets and i spilled coffee on my new Italian shoes. Also, my co-workers are so damn chirpy and so annoying and the computer was being a bitch and i'm sick of all this Recession shit and (continues bitching and moaning)

Carl: You got a real case of He-MS going, don't you?

Steve: Fuck you

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