Dead or Alive

1. A shitty fighting game series that certain gamers masturbate to.
2. The greatest band ever. If you disagree, then you are a fucktard.

I would lose my anal virginity twenty times in a row for Peter Burns' old doormat.

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Go sleep on a towel

Insult used towards anyone who dyes their hair, but is targeted especially towards the Wapanese. The phrase comes from the act of dyeing one's hair before going to sleep, then putting a towel on their pillow to avoid staining it.

Go sleep on a towel, you chafing Wap.

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Worst. Episode. Ever.

Worst. *Blank*. Ever. is a phrase originating from the Simpsons, first uttered by the nerdy Comic Book Guy.

Worst. Definition. Ever.

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LXI

I don't know what this means, but it's on the front of my TV, so it must be Korean for "piece of shit electronics".

Kekekeke LXI for teh americans

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Justin Timberlake

Horny little kid still going through puberty.

After seeing Janet Jackson's breast, Justin Timberlake became confused and disoriented. So that's what a titty looks like, he thought.

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a song

It's got a good beat... and you can dance to it!

Hit and Run Lover is a song

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succubi

The plural of succubus.

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