Goldschlager

Goldschläger is a Swiss clear cinnamon schnapps liqueur with 24k gold leaf flakes.

Yummy yummy yummy i got schnapps in my tummy

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same difference

The contraction for "Same thing; no difference"

Democrats, Republicans, same difference.

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Grenadine

Grenadine (grenadine syrup) is a blood-red, strong syrup made from pomegranates. It is the number one among fruit syrups, and is used in many cocktails not only for sweetening, but also to give them a red color.

You can make your own Grenadine if you're bored as fuck.

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As Empty as Ventura Avenue on Yom Kippur

Really fucking empty.

And lo, on the tenth of this Jewish month of Tishrei, all goyim will make fantastic time.

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lever

I think it's, like, a thingy you push one side of and the other side goes up, and stuff.

It's named after Mike Lever, its inventor.

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Judge Judy

A bitch who needs to get laid.

QUIET! I AM HAVING MY PERIOD oh wait I stopped having those twenty years ago

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Vodka

Vodka is a clear, colorless, unaged liquor "made from ethyl alcohol from agricultural origin". It was originally made in Russia from potatoes, but today's vodka, which is almost odorless and tasteless, is usually made from grain, primarily barley and wheat, and occationally from rye.

Vodka is integral to many cocktails such as the Screwdriver, Bloody Mary and Vodka Martini. If served straight, it should always be icy-cold.

Flavored vodkas have become popular in the United States and may be flavored with anything from fruits to hot peppers. Some flavored vodkas are even sweetened slightly.

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