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When your balls itch, but you're at school
1: Bro I having a scholar's dilemma rn
2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school
Working hard for something, that usually shouldn't be that hard or is overcomplicated.
Guy1: I fucking hate biology class, I be working ass and cheek every damn day I'm there, and the teacher barely does her part. She didn't even read the questions.
Guy2: Yeah, I got 6 questions done when she told us that we should be finished, and I was working faster than most people.
An insult telling somebody that you have sexual relations with their mother.
"You fucking suck"
"Shut up, I'm balls deep in your mother. Maybe get a life before you tell someone they suck."
A euphemism for having sexual relations with somebodies' mother. Comes from "Cranking nineties" a term used in the game Fortnite.
"Alright, see you tomorrow."
"Bye, I'll be cranking nineties on your mom all night."
Whenever you think the day is going to be cold, so you wear a coat/sweater, then later you find out that it is actually a hot day, but you're already at work/school doing things, so you just have to suffer through it
guy 1: Bro it is hot like a bitch in here. I feel like a uranium reactor about to meltdown!
guy 2 (wearing a hoodie): Nah, it's pretty cool in here.
guy 1: shut the fuck up, I was wearing a t-shirt when you looked like you were in the arctic when it was 60 degrees (Fahrenheit, about 15.5 Celcius) outside.